The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On what grounds ?” questioned the Judge, “This court does not take annulments lightly.” “Non-virginity,” replied the quarterback, “When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver.”
Archive for January, 2008
INGREDIENTS: 3 medium sized ancho chiles, stems, seeds and veins removed 2 cups fresh squeezed orange juice 3 tablespoons lime juice 1/4 cup grenadine 1/2 cup tequila 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon thyme 1 cup sliced white onion 3 pound, lean boneless pork loin, (either a single loin or two loins tied together) salt and [ Read More ]
Neighbor With Attitude
If you want to incorporate only the best landscaping design then you need to start thinking along the lines of unity. This is key to your landscaping design success and it will need to be applied to your entire yard, all around your home. Your entire properly will need to have a similar feel and [ Read More ]
INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons sesame seeds 1 tablespoon poppy seeds 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup olive oil 1/4 cup white vinegar 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon dried minced onion 1 (10 ounce) bag fresh spinach ? chopped, washed and dried 1 quart strawberries, sliced 1/4 cup toasted slivered almonds COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Whisk [ Read More ]
Men Are Like… … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. … Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. … Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. … Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say. … Computers. Hard [ Read More ]