A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big and [ Read More ]
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the [ Read More ]
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable [ Read More ]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI [ Read More ]
1. Take it easy baby! Women always need to discuss the relationship. Why can they just take it as it comes. 2. Shop till I drop! They love shopping! Not only is the list endless, they have to check 10 different things before the y finally buy the one they first saw. Have it your [ Read More ]
The female always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, [ Read More ]
Yep, they are men! They love football, beer, sex and get lazy. The latest fashion is play video games on toilet. What a “good” occupation…