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• The female always makes the rules.
• The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
• No male can possibly know all the rules.
• If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.
• The female is never wrong.
• If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
• If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
• The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.
• The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
• The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
• The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
• The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
• Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.
• If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void