Female Rules
September 24th, 2007 by Femina
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The female always makes the rules.- The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No male can possibly know all the rules.
- If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.
- The female is never wrong.
- If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
- If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
- The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.
- The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
- The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
- Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.
- If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void





May 16th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
these rules make me happy. =)
may a male document these rules by posting them on other websites - always as an advocate, rather than a detractor?
i love these rules and want all Women to read them. =)
i want all men to accept them too, though i think that’s a pretty tall order as yet.