A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big and [ Read More ]
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the [ Read More ]
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable [ Read More ]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI [ Read More ]
1. Take it easy baby! Women always need to discuss the relationship. Why can they just take it as it comes. 2. Shop till I drop! They love shopping! Not only is the list endless, they have to check 10 different things before the y finally buy the one they first saw. Have it your [ Read More ]
It is a universally accepted truth that men and women have different wavelengths in communication. Women develop their intimacy with other people through talk and they love to talk and talk…. They will convey a lot through their expressions and simple words during their elaborate talk. Women are more emotional than men and they expect [ Read More ]